Synopsis:

First scene:two convicts manage to escape from Sing sing.They get caught and die under the fire of the prisonguards.The End.The producer of the film kicks the director for letting the two most famous comedians die:Montesano and Celentano.They,however,know what it takes to create a masterpiece and they have two highly effective treatments in mind.The real film begins on the screen in two episodes.First:Montesano,a Roman car mechanic,who for a series of misunderstandings,believes he is the illegitimate son of the Queen of England.He goes to London ,manages to break into Buckingham Palace and has a conversation with his alleged mother.Second:Celentano,a tough cop from the special division,provides defense for a porn starlet from the persecution of a maniac who is stalking her.he ends up falling in love with her,after using convincing methods with the aspirant murderer to leave the girl alone.